whoami
Backend Developer (who avoids CSS at all costs)
cat about.txt
Backend developer who believes CSS is just a myth and frontend frameworks are conspiracy theories.
ls skills/backend
Python
Rust
PostgreSQL
Redis
Docker
Go
Ruby
cat skills.log
Database optimization: 98%
API design: 95%
System architecture: 92%
CSS: 404 Not Found
Frontend: Loading... (eternally)
ls ~/projects
Amazing backend API (with ugly frontend)
Database that scales to infinity (and a UI that looks like Windows 95)
Microservices architecture (please don't ask about the UI)